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A Player's Guide to Maldivian Families (1st edition)

The theory in this article has been put to practice before and have worked!
The author will not take any responsibility for any kind of shit that you get yourself into while practicing this!

what you need:
- guts
- concentration
- daily updates of Kasauty(hindi television series) untill the mission is complete
- and last but not the least, patience!

chapter 1: observation.
Observation is a very useful tool. if used in the right timing and manner, it can be a very powerful weapon as well!

As you step into your targeted house for the first time, try to be one of those quiet people who doesn't say much the first time they visit a house and "DO NOT CHECK OUT THE GALS THAT YOU HAVE ON TARGET!". This is a time gap that gives you the chance to let them assume what kind of person you are, or for you to show them! This is a crucial moment that doesn't last long! so you must do the following before this moment runs out.

In every house there's a group of people who i like to call "the kasauty group". And most of the time, this group turns out to be the moms of the house, who also has alot of power in what goes on inside the house.

This is the group of people you should concentrate most during this time gap. take a print of their faces into ur memory. because they are gona be the people that you talk to most during this practice.

chapter 2: Make your enemy your best friend!
said by many wise people, when you make your enemy your best friend, you are invincible!

i hate to break this to you. but the moms i mentioned in chapter one, will be your greatest enemy throughout this mission. So you must be very careful when you make your first impression infront of them. though this is a very easy task to accomplish, the smallest mistake can jeopardize the whole mission. so here is the basic idea of how you should act during this phase.

- show your interest in what they do (as in kasauty) not just by saying you like it, do it by letting them know that you know whats going on!
- answer the question only! (keep to a minimum and say only what you have to)
- unless you are asked, dont express your views on anything (this can easily lead to an argument)
- put on your innocent smiley face (parents love this!:D)
- don't stay for too long on the first day. once you've made a good first impression, find an excuse to leave the house. they will talk about you that night for sure!

i think you've pretty much got the idea by now. so lets move on!

chapter 3: agreement.
"yes i agree" the three words that satisfy them and keeps them going.

talking is somethin that moms never get tired of doing. so be a good listener and concentrate! agree on what they say! because after a certain point, they will start spilling out secrets, and talking about their daughters and their accomplishments (even if its the smallest thing, show that you are very fascinated by it. this keeps them going)

chapter 4: wonder boy!
you're almost there!

no parent likes the kinda fashion that leaves gals of today half naked! by now you must be at the point where you can talk freely with the kasauty group. so go around the bush or do whatever you do and somehow bring up this topic. let them know that you share the same views as them. they'll all think to themselves "why cant all boys be like you" what a gentleman u are and blah blah...now you have successfully reached the family trust zone! congrats! :)

chapter 5: jackpot!

so now ur almost part of the family...and there's a public event coming up. but there's no way the mom's gona send her daughter to it..sit down and talk to them!

- tell them that you know that even they were kids, and that no one but them would understand how easily kids make mistakes and go the wrong way.
- let them know that they are in charge!
- let them know that wonder boy is here now!(if you know wat i mean:p)
- convince them that they can trust you and send the gal out with you.

accomplish this step and you're done! congratulations!

chapter 6: the Point!

- i've gone through all this trouble so you can get laid in the end! if you're gonna go through all the trouble only to come back home a virgin, then don't bother reading this!

- In this article i have written only whats essential. So don't start nagging me with the "how to"s

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